by Stuart Penney
The title of this piece comes to you
courtesy of Frank Zappa who released a live album of that name in
1986. Comedy in pop / rock is a notoriously difficult trick to pull
off and few are able to marry the two successfully. It’s one thing
to write brilliant, comedic lyrics, but quite another to match them with high
quality original songs ("Weird Al" Yankovic, I'm looking at you).
In my experience there are just a
handful of artists who have consistently found the sweet spot between dark,
caustic humour and great songwriting / musicianship. Heading the
list every time is Zappa, of course, closely followed by Randy Newman at his
70s/80s peak. And then, we have Loudon Wainwright III. He
may be a tad less celebrated than the other two, but in the pantheon of
tragicomic songwriters LWIII (as we shall call him) is right up there with
those giants of disdain and acerbity.
I’ve been infatuated with Wainwright
and his music for more than half a century. His songs have regularly
made me laugh and cry (mostly laugh, now I think about it) and every one of his
30-odd albums is uniformly excellent, often peppered with flashes of
genius.
He’s an engaging and hugely
entertaining live performer too, and while it sounds an unlikely comparison, I
often think of him as Frank Zappa with an acoustic guitar (but with a much
friendlier disposition and the smut level dialled way down). But how
did this fascination with LWIII begin? Come with me now as we travel
back to the early 70s.
After Bob Dylan withdrew from public
life following his mysterious 1966 motorcycle accident, it sparked all kinds of
crazy rumours and crackpot conspiracy theories. One such tale
claimed Bob had died and been replaced with a lookalike. Even though
Dylan soon returned to the recording studio he kept a much lower profile than
before. His voice was different and, apart from the occasional live
appearance (eg Isle of Wight Festival in 1969), he would not tour again until
1974. That was more than enough solid “evidence” for some that the old Bob was gone forever.
So, in a move which, at this
distance, can only be described as bizarre, if not a little desperate, the US
music industry and the rock press began the search for someone to fill the
void. The hunt was on for what they insisted on calling the “New Bob
Dylan.” Presumably that meant they were looking for a candidate who
played acoustic guitar, wore a harmonica rack around their neck and delivered
self-penned deep and meaningful songs in a wheezy, Dylanesque voice.
Names pulled from the Woody
Guthrie-style denim fisherman’s cap included (but were not limited to) Elliott
Murphy, John Prine, Gordon Lightfoot, Bruce Cockburn, Tim Buckley, Steve
Forbert and even Bruce Springsteen. But of all those worthy troubadours
there was only one man who had the wit, wisdom and self-awareness to write a
song about the entire sorry business and that was Loudon Wainwright
III. Here’s a lyric extract from “Talking New Bob Dylan” which
appeared on his 1992 album History:
Out of
commission, had a motorcycle wreck
Holed up in Woodstock, with
a broken neck
The labels were signin' up
guys with guitars,
Out to make millions,
lookin' for stars
Well, I figured it was time
to make my move
Songs from the Westchester
County Delta country
Yeah, I got a deal, and so
did John Prine, Steve Forbert and Springsteen, all in a line
They were lookin' for you,
signin' up others
We were "new Bob
Dylans" your dumb-ass kid brothers
Well, we still get together every week at Bruce's house
Why, he's got quite a spread, I tell ya - it's
a twelve-step programme.
Interviewed by Melody Maker in late 1970, Wainwright said "Every time I see
myself compared to Bob Dylan I cringe. I'd like them to stop, but there's
nothing I can do about it." Far from being comfortable with the new
Dylan tag, Wainwright preferred to describe himself as "a post psychedelic
aristocratic beatnik."
I first
encountered LWIII around the time of his 1971 second album. The
songs on Album II - especially “Motel Blues,” “Saw Your
Name In The Paper” and “Plane; Too” - were funny and sardonic in equal measure
and they really resonated with me. Best of all was the tender “Be
Careful There’s A Baby In The House.” Almost 50 years later I made
sure this beautifully observed song took pride of place in a Spotify playlist
marking the birth of our first grandchild.
Ed. Note: In what must have been a marketing man's fever dream LWIII and
Led Zeppelin actually appeared side by side as the opening tracks on the 1972
UK sampler LP The New Age Of Atlantic (Atlantic
K20024). Zeppelin’s “Hey, Hey, What Can I Do” was followed by
Loudon’s “Motel Blues.”
Except on his somewhat earnest debut album, Wainwright didn’t
really sound much like Dylan and all comparisons would evaporate in later years
as his songwriting matured and his voice became sweeter and more
melodic. He didn’t look like Bob either, being several inches taller
and built like an American footballer. But he had a similar unkempt,
ragamuffin image and his songs were quirky and confessional. Did I
mention many of them were also very funny?
In 1973 he
scored his first and only hit single with “Dead Skunk,” a banjo and
fiddle-driven country flavoured track lifted from Album III. This
eulogy to roadkill is probably still his biggest and best-known song to this
day. Milestone or millstone, for better or worse, it’s his very own
“Stairway to Heaven,” if you will:
Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose
Roll up your window and hold your nose
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the
road
Stinkin' to high heaven.
I suspect the first line quoted above sailed right over most AM radio listeners’ heads. Used by LWIII to imply “smell,” “Take a whiff on me” was a clever pun borrowed from the title of a much-covered American folk song of that name referencing cocaine use.
The first recorded version from 1930 was titled "Cocaine Habit Blues" by the Memphis Jug Band, but it was Lead Belly who brought the song to prominence. In the UK there was a 1961 sanitised version by Lonnie Donegan titled “Have A Drink On Me.” A decade later Mungo Jerry covered Woody Guthrie's version of "Have A Whiff On Me" on their "Lady Rose" EP and the record was banned from radio airplay by the BBC.
As the years went by, he continued to release high quality albums on a regular basis (with the occasional foray into TV or movie acting - eg M*A*S*H). Times and tastes may have changed but I always found time for the latest LWIII release: Attempted Mustache (1973), T-Shirt (1976), I’m Alright (1985), History (1992), Recovery (2008, in which he re-visited some of those early songs) and the rest. Unlike many artists of his era, his songwriting only seemed to improve with age.
I had never seen him play live, but that changed in the mid-90s when he toured Australia on the back of the album Grown Man (1995). In the interim much had happened in the Wainwright world. Together with his first wife, the wonderful and sadly missed Kate McGarrigle (1946 – 2010), Loudon was now part of an impressive musical dynasty with their offspring Rufus Wainwright (b.1973) and Martha Wainwright (b.1976).
His fractious
relationship with his children proved a rich source of inspiration for
songs. These included “Hitting You” (1992), “Rufus Is A Tit Man”
(1975), “Pretty Little Martha” (1978), “Five Years Old” (1983), “Your Mother
And I” (1986) and much to Martha’s chagrin when she discovered it was written
about her, “I’d Rather Be Lonely” (1992). In retaliation the kids
wrote their own Loudon-inspired songs, notably Martha’s “Bloody Mother Fucking
Asshole” (2005) and “Dinner At Eight” by Rufus (2003).
Over time LWIII’s albums had grown from
sparce, solo recordings into extravagant full band affairs. That was
all very well, and it suited the material he was writing. But for
the pure, undiluted Loudon experience, just one man and his acoustic guitar
will always be the only way to go. And this was how I saw him
perform at the intimate Fly By Night club in Fremantle, Western Australia.
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Australian 7" EP 1973 |
Basically, a converted Nissen hut, the
(sadly now defunct) Fly By Night was laid out a little like Ronnie Scott’s jazz
club in London (albeit, with a capacity of 500, twice the size) with tables up
the front and standing room only at the back, so early arrival ensured a prime
spot at a table within touching distance of the stage.
Over the
two-hour set we saw a textbook LWIII performance: the idiosyncratic
face-pulling and bizarre tongue-waggling, the hail-fellow-well-met anecdotes,
the perfectly timed ad libs and continuous banter with the
crowd. Plus, of course, we got all those wonderful songs, many of
them chucklesome, others tender to the point of heartbreaking: (“Dead Skunk,”
“Road Ode,” “Your Mother And I,” “The Swimming Song,” “Men,” “April Fool’s Day
Morn” etc). His voice was stronger and more flexible than I
remembered and his guitar playing (still with that ubiquitous Martin D-28),
while fairly rudimentary, suited the material perfectly.
He was still
cracking jokes and joshing around when he came back out after the encore to
mingle with the fans. Most of the audience had already drifted away,
leaving just a handful of die-hards. “Ah, my people!” he boomed with
mock braggadocio as they offered up items to be autographed. The
wisecracking and congeniality continued to the very end.
Before leaving
I asked him to sign my treasured original vinyl copy of Album II. It
was the same one I’d had since first discovering his music in
1971. It was the record I owned back when he was still in the race
to find the “New Bob Dylan.” And that, my friends, was quite
literally a lifetime ago.
As for the
somewhat rhetorical title of this essay. As long as the high-quality
music in question includes a healthy dose of satire, irony, pathos and sarcasm (not
necessarily all in the same song), the answer must surely be an emphatic "yes."
First heard LW on John Peel, taped Red Guitar off my transistor radio right into my Phillips cassette recorder via microphone, feeling pretty smug about the advanced audio technology. But I never tagged along with him after that, and it's hard to say why - possibly because I was confused about what/who he was actually for. I was hitching in Europe (man) in about '72, and found a literal hole-in-the-wall in the base of the Parthenon where this nice guy made fantastic souvlaki and a perpetual drunk in a shabby suit played harmonica and set fire to the local firewater in an ashtray. The man who fed the hippies passing through showed me a big bag of postcards he'd received from them after they'd gone home. He was especially proud of one, waving it at me. It was from Loudon Wainwright.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great story, thank you!!
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