The
Alberts, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, The Temperance Seven
Starline SRS 5151 (1973)
Yes, that really was the somewhat unimaginative title of this album issued on EMI's budget Starline label. There are only four Bonzos tracks here – the A & B sides
of their long-deleted 1966 Parlophone singles – but for many years this was the
only place they could be found.
Recorded at Abbey Road studios at the same time as the
Beatles were working on Revolver just along the corridor, this close encounter with the Fabs galvanised the group (and Neil Innes in particular) into moving away from the vintage 20s and 30s novelty jazz oldies which had been the cornerstone of their repertoire and start
writing their own more contemporary material.
My Brother Makes the Noises for the Talkies / I’m Gonna Bring A
Watermelon To My Gal Tonight (Parlophone R5430)
Alley Oop / Button Up Your Overcoat (Parlophone R5499)
In 1973 after the Bonzos had split, EMI reissued the four songs on this mid-price compilation, together with tracks by The Alberts and The Temperance Seven.
“My Brother Makes the Noises for the Talkies” is perhaps the
strongest of the four cuts here. There are many versions of this song, but the
1931 recording by Albert Whelan is closest to the Bonzos’ record, sound effects
and all. This is typical of the pre-war jazz / music hall / vaudeville material
they were playing in the early years, much of it unearthed on old 78rpm singles
bought for pennies at flea markets.
Loaded with low key innuendo, “I’m Gonna Bring a
Watermelon to My Gal Tonight” was somewhat risqué when it first appeared in
1924. The
original by US novelty duo Billy Jones and Ernest Hare contained an introduction plus some verses not heard on the Bonzos’ recording, who seemingly
based their version on a record (also from 1924) by UK outfit the Savoy Havana
Band. It was here they heard the immortal line “Tonight I’m gonna bring a rope
and she can hang herself.”
“Alley Oop” had been a 1960 US #1 novelty hit for the
Hollywood Argyles (#24 in the UK) and was later covered by the Beach Boys and
others. The song was written in 1957 by Dallas Frazier whose name was misspelled "Fozier" on the Parlophone label credit (right). White label promos showed the song title spelled French style as "Allez Oop" while stock copies corrected this. In his 1971 Hunky Dory track “Life on Mars?” David Bowie quoted from the original song with the line “Look at those cavemen go.”
Written by the formidable songwriting team of Ray Henderson,
Buddy DeSylva & Lew Brown, “Button Up Your Overcoat” dates from the
prohibition era when it was recorded by Ruth Etting in 1928. The following year it
was a huge hit for Helen Kane, who was thought to be the inspiration for
the cartoon character Betty Boop with her “Boop boop a doop” catchphrase.
In later years these four recordings turned up on the Bonzos' 1992 Cornology
3 CD box set collection (along with solo cuts from Viv, Neil and Roger) and were later added to the 2007 Gorilla CD
reissue as bonus tracks.
In 2007 the 27-track CD Songs the Bonzo Dog Band Taught
Us - A Pre-History of the Bonzos (Lightning Tree LIGHT FLASH CD 007)
appeared. It contained original 1920s and 30s versions of songs recorded (or covered live) by the Bonzos, including some tackled by Roger
Ruskin Spear on his solo albums. Here are early recordings of "Jollity Farm,"
"Mickey's Son and Daughter," "I'm Gonna Bring a Watermelon to My
Gal Tonight," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah (Yah)" and many
more pre-war gems.
The Alberts, by the way, included among their number a certain Bruce Lacey, inventor and performance artist. Fairport Convention incorporated his robots as sound effects on their 1968 album What We Did On Our Holidays, specifically on the track "Mr. Lacey." He also appeared as George Harrison's flute playing gardener in the Beatles' film Help!
Gorilla
Liberty
LBL 83056 (mono) / Liberty LBS 83056 (stereo), (October 1967)
Arriving two months before their career-boosting appearance
in Magical Mystery Tour, where they performed “Death Cab for
Cutie,” Gorilla immediately established the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah
Band as the critics’ darlings and a much-loved draw on the underground club and
college circuit.
Their profile was further increased in 1968 when they became
the resident band on Thames TV’s Do Not Adjust Your Set (a teatime kids' show also watched by adults in the know) alongside
future Monty Python members Michael Palin, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Terry
Gillian.
There are delights aplenty here, including “Equestrian
Statue” (their first Liberty single), “I’m Bored,” “Jazz, Delicious Hot,
Disgusting Cold,” and “Jollity Farm.”
It’s all tremendous stuff, but the chucklesome “The Intro and
the Outro,” surely the most quoted song in the entire Bonzos’ catalogue, outshines all else.
Producer Gerry Bron (who also managed the Bonzos) was the
elder brother of actress Eleanor Bron who appeared alongside the Beatles in Help!
Gerry was part of the famous Bron’s music publishing dynasty, and he went
on to launch the Bronze record label, signing Uriah Heep, Manfred Mann’s Earth
Band, Colosseum etc.
In the late 1990s “Death Cab For Cutie” was adopted as the
name of a US band fronted by Ben Gibbard.
The title (if not the song) “Cool Britannia” was picked up
again to reflect all that was good about Britain and Britpop during the Blair
era of the 90s.
Record Collecting Notes:
Original LPs came with a 12-page booklet insert.
Gorilla was reissued in November 1970 on Liberty’s budget Sunset label
with a yellow sleeve (showing the now shorter band name, minus the "Doo-Dah"), then again in 1980 on United Artists’ Pop File series,
this time with a black sleeve.
The US version omitted the track “Big Shot.”
The 2007 CD contained seven bonus tracks
Obscure Reference: the line “This is
boredom you can afford from Cyril Bored” in “I’m Bored” references a popular 60s
TV ad theme song for the Lancashire carpet manufacturer Cyril Lord.
Most quotable lyric: “And, looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on Vibes. Niiice!”
(from “The Intro and the Outro.”) or “Hey, you have the same trouble with your
trousers as I do” (from “Narcissus”)
Highlight: “The Intro and the Outro”
The
Doughnut in Granny’s Greenhouse
Liberty
LBL 83158E (mono) / Liberty LBS 83158E (stereo) (December 1968)
The name now shortened to the Bonzo Dog Band (on the sleeve,
if not the labels), the second album saw a departure from their vaudeville and
jazz roots into full blown rock and psychedelia, albeit with plenty of darkly surreal
comedy.
All tracks were written by Neil Innes and Vivian Stanshall this time
and the “Granny’s Greenhouse” title sprang from a Michael Palin joke referring
to an outside privy. I’ll leave the "doughnut" part to your imagination. The Rutles
may have been some years in the future, but “Hello Mabel” sounded like it could
have come directly from the pen of Paul McCartney around the time of “Your
Mother Should Know.”
This and the follow-up album Tadpoles were
produced by the esteemed Gus Dudgeon who worked with virtually every British
artist of note in the late 60s and 70s including Elton John and David Bowie.
Gus also engineered everyone’s favourite electric blues record, the 1966
Mayall / Clapton “Beano Album” so he’s forever OK in my book.
Speaking of which, the British Blues Boom was in full flower
during 1968 and the Bonzos lampooned it in fine style with “Can Blue Men Sing
the Whites.” Other highlights include “We Are Normal,” “Rhinocratic Oaths,”
“The Trouser Press” and the brilliant ode to suburbia “My Pink Half of the
Drainpipe.”
Under the pseudonym Apollo C. Vermouth, Paul McCartney produced
“I’m the Urban Spaceman” which became the Bonzo’s only hit single in October
1968. It was left off the UK album but was the opening track on the US version,
which was re-titled Urban Spaceman, released in June 1969 (it was
also issued on CD under that title in America).
Record Collecting Notes:
Original LPs came with a 12-page booklet insert.
It was reissued in March 1971 on Liberty’s budget Sunset
label with a new sleeve (textured or glossy) and again in 1987 on the Edsel label.
Some US copies have a label misprint showing “Humanoid
Boogie” as “Humanoid Googie.”
Doughnut scraped into the UK album
charts at #40 in January 1969.
The 2007 UK CD contained five bonus tracks
Obscure Reference: A few bars of “Just an Ordinary Copper” aka the Dixon
of Dock Green TV theme can be heard at the start of “Rockaliser Baby.”
Most quotable lyric: “We are normal and we dig Bert Weedon.”
Highlight: “My Pink Half of the Drainpipe.”
Tadpoles
Liberty LBS 83257 (August 1969)
Tackle the toons you tapped your tootsies to on Thames TV’s “Do Not Adjust Your Set” reads the alliterative sub-heading on the front cover. And, sure enough, the third album is largely a compilation of the Bonzos’ work from said TV show on which they were the house band between December 1967 and May 1969.
While their previous album, Doughnut, consisted of entirely self-penned material, no fewer than five tracks on Tadpoles were remakes of 20s and 30s jazz / vaudeville tunes, plus an undistinguished cover of Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 hit “Monster Mash.” The older songs -- “Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah,” “By A Waterfall,” “Ali Baba’s Camel,” “Dr. Jazz” -- were uniformly excellent, however. The original material was also top notch, of course, especially the doo wop spoof “Canyons of Your Mind” (with its spectacularly egregious guitar solo) and Roger Ruskin Spear’s “Shirt” complete with chucklesome (and genuine) street interviews conducted by Viv in Willesden Green.
Record Collecting Notes:Tadpoles reached #36 in the UK album charts in August 1969 to become the Bonzos' highest placing.
For the first time no mono option was offered, this was released in stereo only.
The UK and US versions had slightly different track listings. Their hit single “I’m the Urban Spaceman” was included on UK pressings, but since it had already appeared on the second US album (conveniently retitled Urban Spaceman), it was replaced with “Readymades” the B-side of their follow-up single “Mr. Apollo.”
In September 1973 the UK version of Tadpoles was reissued on the budget Sunset label with a new sleeve, re-titled I’m the Urban Spaceman.In 2007 the album appeared on CD with five bonus tracks.
The original LP sleeve had seven holes cut in the front cover located on Viv’s glasses, Larry’s eyes and Neil’s forehead. The insert card (or inner sleeve of the US version) featured multiple random images and this could be moved in and out to change the trio’s appearance.
Most quotable lyric: “The sweet essence of giraffe” (from “Canyons of Your Mind”)
Highlight: “Canyons of Your Mind”
Keynsham
Liberty LBS
83290 (December 1969)
“Horace Batchelor, Department One,
Keynsham, spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M, Keynsham, Bristol.”
Listeners to Radio Luxembourg in the late 50s and 60s were all
too familiar with a certain Horace Batchelor and his "Famous Infra-Draw
Method for the Treble Chance" advertisements. Punters were invited to
write in for this supposedly sure-fire method of how to win on the football
pools. Horace himself would painstakingly read out the address in his doleful
voice.
Those ads (and Horace himself) became something of a running joke, much
impersonated among younger pop fans and, with perfect timing, the Bonzos named
their fourth album Keynsham in honour of the Bristol suburb where
Batchelor’s company was based. Believe me, in the late 60s this was hilarious,
and we were all in on the joke.
Fittingly, the first voice we hear on the album is Horace
himself intoning “I have personally won over…” at the start of the opening
track “You Done My Brain In.” Then, at 0:46 secs on the same track there’s a
snatch of “In Party Mood” (aka the theme from BBC radio's “Housewives Choice”)
can be heard. Horace was also name-checked on the Gorilla track
“The Intro and the Outro” with the line “What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace
Batchelor on percussion.”
Record Collecting Notes:
Original LPs arrived in an elaborate textured gatefold sleeve
with a silver foil panel glued on the front. Designed by Viv Stanshall, of
course.
It was reissued in November 1975 on Liberty’s budget Sunset
label and again in 1987 on the Edsel label in a quite bizarre and very different gatefold
sleeve (see left).
2007 CDs contained five bonus tracks taken from solo
recordings by Viv Stanshall, Neil Innes and Roger Ruskin Spear.
Most quotable lyric: “That boozy English day at the Brighton Racecourses (The
wind blew my skirt up and it frightened the horses”) (from “We Were Wrong”).
Obscure Reference: Johnny Morris (1916 – 1999) the presenter of 60s / 70s anthropomorphically
inclined BBC TV programmes Animal Magic and Tales of the
Riverbank is namechecked in the track “Mr Slaters’ Parrot”
Highlight: "Sport (The Odd Boy)"
Let’s
Make Up and Be Friendly
United
Artists UAS 29288, March 1972
They may have disbanded in 1970, but the Bonzos found
themselves back together in late 1971 to record this somewhat patchy
contractual obligation album. It was a case of close, but no (exploding) cigar
for what proved to be their swan song.
Of the original line-up, only Viv and Neil were present, plus
Denis Cowan on bass and Rodney Slater (“in spirit”). The redoubtable Bubs White
played lead guitar, while big names from the rock world - Andy Roberts (fiddle,
mandolin, guitar), Tony Kaye (keys), Hughie Flint (drums) and Dick Parry (sax) –
comprised the main band. Veterans Roger Ruskin Spear and “Legs” Larry Smith
were featured here and there, but mostly on the older bonus CD tracks.
Featuring a more contemporary rock sound than the earlier
albums, there’s still plenty of Bonzos’ humour on offer here, notably the
scatological opener “The Strain,” “King of Scurf” and the first appearance on
record of Viv’s brilliant monologue “Rawlinson End.”
“Legs” Larry co-wrote “Rusty (Champion Thrust)” with ex-Yes
keyboard man Tony Kaye.
Original pressings had a stick-on Bonzo the Dog postcard
featuring the eponymous cartoon puppy from the 1920s from where they took their
name.
Record Collecting Notes:
It was reissued in May 1978 on the budget Sunset label with a
new black sleeve.
The 2007 CD
reissue featured six bonus tracks.
Most quotable lyric: “Randy has turned in on himself – no mean feat for a
40-stone man” (from “Rawlinson End”)
Highlight: “Rawlinson End”
The Best of
the Bonzos
Liberty LBS
83332, August 1970
The first Bonzos’ compilation. Containing 16 tracks drawn
from their first four albums, this is arguably the best overview of their early
work. OK, the sleeve design wasn’t great; the label and sleeve disagreed over
the album title (The Best of the Bonzo’s versus The Best of
Bonzo) and let’s not even mention that glaring rogue apostrophe on the
front cover (Bonzo’s).Apart from a 1980 reissue of Gorilla, this was
the final Bonzo Dog LP released on the Liberty label. Liberty was folded into
parent company United Artists in 1971, after which the label disappeared completely
until 1980 when UA was taken over by EMI. Liberty then re-appeared as a
mainly budget reissue label.
Highlight: “I’m The Urban Spaceman”
Beast Of
the Bonzos
United Artists UAS-5517, July 1971
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| "Bonzoes"? |
Despite a decent enough track listing (15 tracks drawn from
the first four LPs), this US-only compilation fell at the first hurdle, misspelling the album title Beast of the Bonzoes on both labels. Then
there’s the rather strange gatefold cover design by esteemed artist John Van
Hamersveld.